My name is Sprocket and I am a chew-a-holic…
All I want for Yule is indestructible chew toys…
And this lasted 20 minutes… Mom made an error letting me keep the “fetch” ball…
Cthulu lasted the longest, but alas, was also disembowelled…
These lasted less than 20 minutes
Hmm.
Maybe Sprocket should become a consultant to the companies making dog chew toys.